Original Air date: March 17, 2010
PlotCartman and Kenny are seen playing out the argument on the new edition of the EA Sports Tiger Woods PGA Tour. Stan and Kyle soon join the boys.
A suggestive picture and a set of questions are asked to the fourth-grade class to determine if they have sex addiction. Butters and Kenny become unsettled amongst the group and after not being able to answer what colour the handkerchief was in the ladies hand, Kyle and the other two boys are told they have the addiction.
During Kenny's funeral, Butters has an outburst about the bush in the cemetery likening it to that of the "bush" in the picture shown to him and the other students in the classroom. Kyle has to pull him away from the bush and the pair have a small brawl as Butters tries to get back to the bush.
Next, the episode follows Cartman and Stan playing the PGA Tour game again, this time depicting Woods and Elin fighting on a golf course, whilst sharing tips with each other on how to receive special combos such as the 'pre-nup power-up'.
Bill Clinton, David Letterman, Charlie Sheen, David Duchovny and Ben Roethlisberger are all portrayed as belonging to the Karne Institute for Sex Addiction, the place where Butters and Kyle have to go to attend classes to overcome their addiction. The class is about how to not "get caught". When Kyle says that this is wrong and that they should be become clean instead of learning how to keep from getting caught, the teacher takes out his cellphone and says "we have a turd in the punchbowl".
Meanwhile, scientists are trying to find a reason for the addiction and after an experiment on a group of monkeys, they realise it must be because of money as only rich and famous people have these sexual tendencies. The president of the United States of America, Barrak Obama is given the news that money has a direct affect on the virus' ability to develop; and the reason for which is the 100 dollar bill's Independance Hall's picture. He tells the two men that in 1947 in Roswell, New Mexico, two deceased alien bodies were recovered from a flying saucer, aliens carrying a disease, the sex addiction one that is now spreading all across America.
Butters and Kyle are given guns to kill the wizard alien with, and soon after, the man from the SWAT team that was taken away earlier walks in, dressed as the wizard alien. The boys shoot the alien several times before he dies and this is celebrated by the other men in their group and their country by the song "Sexual Healing".